POST your chuck norris jokes HERE!

1) post any joke that is related to chuck norris in someway
2) do not say the same jokes twice.. please read other joeks b4 posting..
3) we want to get as many as we can so even post the cheese ones lol
4) ... oh yah im thinking of rules
5) feel free to make up your own or tell some you have heard, be creative
6) have fun!

lame.
:p

In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.

haha yeah

pk bro. lolol.

rofl lol keep posting more jokes, lol chuck norris toliet paper dont take shit from no 1

ye i love the chuck norris toilet paper dont take shit from no1
thats the funniest so far =p loL

1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

2. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

3. If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, You win. Forever.

4. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

5. When taking the SAT write Chuck Norris for every answer. You will score OVER 9000!!!!

6. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to the water AND make it drink.

7. Chuck Norris CAN touch MC hammer

lol @ b's 5th

My favorite one is the quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' Fist lulzlulzlulzlulz

haha ye, they all funny 4 5seconds, but some i just cant get over =p

omfg tht is so funny i was just sitting in my room laughing when i read the 1 by brittni "Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier" it is random lol it cracks me up

1.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

2.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

3.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

4.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

5.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

6.The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

7.Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

8.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

9.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

10. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

11.Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

12.Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

13.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

14.A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

excellent and rlly fun pk bro2 =) most of urs is rlly good
Best ones from urs is 1,2,7, 12 and 13

thxs lol i like 6 out of em all

i wonder why their is 6 vots for pk bro to be kicked =o